All I Want for Christmas ...

(Defiantly she glares into the camera having just gnawed

on a Biter Biscuit. Stubbornly she refuses to show her teeth.)

... is my two bottom teeth? As per usual with the rest of her first year of existence, Megan appears to be going against the grain. However, we've FINALLY got visual evidence of this fact.

After traipsing through the wild jungles of our suburban domicile, we saw evidence that the little bugger had in fact, developed a few teeth. She began leaving tell-tale signs of destruction in her waddling wake. Below is a picture of her first crime on humanity.

As you can clearly see, she has shredded this remote control leaving her distinctive calling card, several slashes of approximately 3-4 cm in length. She obviously is reckless in her devastation and has shown little regard for personal property. Below is another picture ... again, because of her elusiveness, up to this point she has refused our photographers to get close enough to capture these 'death shards' as the locals call them.

This poor, helpless cell phone has been abolished. The jagged scratches have become longer in definition, a sure sign that the 'beast' has grown more careless and blood-thirsty in her quest for hard objects in which to hone her fangs. In her travels abroad, there are rumors she has devoured a titanium case for glasses and several wooden spoons. Her lawlessness knows no bounds.

But recently, under heavy sedation of baby tylenol and amoxicillin, our researchers were able to get close enough to snap this rare glimpse at the weapons of this marauder. Currently she is under surveillance in her natural habitat. Civilians should proceed with extreme caution if they are to encounter this individual.