Lies!

Well today was a first ... Megan lied to me. I guess, technically it wasn't her first lie, seeing as how every time I ask her if she went potty in her pull-up she says no, only for me to learn quite the opposite. But I consider those 'lies' as part of the give-and-take repartee we have with each other.

Today's lie felt more like a tiny seed being planted ... one that needs to be doused with a shot of RoundUp. Megan spent the first 45 minutes of her nap time babbling to her stuffed animals and singing songs. When I went upstairs to prod her into sleeping, she informed me she was just waking up ... she had already been sleeping, despite the evidence I heard over the monitor in her room. But no, she stayed committed to her little sordid tale. I refused to fall for her little ruse, and SHOCKINGLY, ten minutes later she fell asleep for the next two hours. That little munchkin. How dare she think she can pull one over on me.